Your tits are I can't wait for
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also, beer. Big fan.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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