I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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