he shaved USA in his pubs
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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