Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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