she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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