don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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