I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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