YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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