Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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