Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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