My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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