Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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