On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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