im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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