doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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