Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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