if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i've created a new STD.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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