Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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