everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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