How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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