Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my poor anus
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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