Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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