absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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