brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like eating out sand paper
Reggie can tackle my bush.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize