A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just invented taco cereal.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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