Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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