susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
