Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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