i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Less talking, more tequila
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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