You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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