I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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