I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
