Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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