i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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