I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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