You work out of a Hotel?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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