We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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