So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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Hippo gnu deer
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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