apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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