Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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