Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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