My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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