chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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