VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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