dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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