Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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