i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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