Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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