Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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