you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
