You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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