This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I have post one night stand depression
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