I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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